With just over a week until Christmas—and even less time until Hanukkah and other winter holidays—many of us are sitting, stress free, on a stash of gorgeously wrapped gifts hidden away in our closets, basements, and garages.

The rest of us? Well, we’re running around like the ol’ proverbial chicken without a head looking for the perfect gifts.

If your real-life obligations got the best of you these past few weeks and you find yourself scrambling to complete your holiday shopping, you can rest a little more easily. Santa’s Hobby Farms helpers are here with their annual gift guide for the chicken lover in your life, with all gifts guaranteed to arrive via Prime before Christmas as of print time.

Poultry Picnic Table 

Handcrafted from untreated pine, this rustic table allows your birds to feast in style! Measuring 15 inches in length, this table features a lip to keep the feed from spilling out the sides.

An adorable addition to any yard or run! $39.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Talk to Chickens T-Shirt 

Don’t we all? Proclaim your poultry patter to the world—or at least to your neighbors—with this amusing T-shirt. Available in unisex, women’s, and youth sizes in gray, red, green, and blue.

Give it as a gift or stuff it in a stocking! $19.97 plus shipping and taxes.

Chicken Math Sign 

The perfect gift for the chicken mathematician in your life, this comical (and truthful!) sign is made from weather-resistant PVC and has holes for easy mounting on a coop wall or anywhere you choose!

Measuring 9 inches by 12 inches, the sign cleans easily and is certain to bring smiles to a flock owner’s face. $9.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Poultry Harness 

Tired of seeing just dogs and cats at those pet-friendly businesses? Show them that chickens are pets, too, with this clever harness and leash set (pictured above)! Available in three sizes, the breathable nylon vest fits snugly without restricting your bird’s movements.

Take Hennifer for a walk around the block, at the park or at your farm-supply store! Suitable for use with ducks and geese, too. $9.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Read more: Decorate your “poult-tree” with these chicken-themed ornaments!

Chicken Boots 

Practical and whimsical, these waterproof women’s boots by Sloggers are ideal to pull on for a quick dash out to the barnyard, garden or run. Made from latex-free, medical-grade material, these calf-high boots feature dozens of chickens on a daffodil-yellow backdrop.

Dirt and mud rinse right off. They can be used as rain boots, too! Prices range by size from $36.21 to $46.87 plus shipping and taxes. 

Chicken Scratch Note Pads 

Keep track of your daily chores, your grocery list and more with this cute set of notepads. Featuring a variety of chickens ready for business, these lined, self-stick notepads help keep you organized in a cute and colorful way.

The set includes six 4-inch by 6-inch notepads and 300 sheets total. $16.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Chicken Cookie Cutter 

Just in time to make treats for that jolly old elf, this chicken cookie cutter adds barnyard charm to your home-baked goodies.

Made of food-grade stainless steel and fully dishwasher safe, the cookie cutter makes an adorable stocking stuffer or small gift for the cookier in your life. $8.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Chicken Dad T-Shirt 

We’ve all heard of the crazy chicken lady and about chicken moms. It’s time to give the dads their due! This Chicken Dad shirt celebrates the man, myth and legend: the man with the backyard flock.

Available in black, blue and green, this shirt runs in men’s sizes S to 3XL. $15.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Chicken Journal 

Wish you could remember all of your chickens’ zany antics? Write them all down in this handy lined journal! This 5-inch by 8-inch notebook features beautiful watercolor hens and roosters on its paperback cover and eight blank pages in the back just in case you want to sketch something instead of describe.

You’ll never forget another funny chicken story again! $5.99 plus shipping and taxes. 

Chicken Wine Glass 

Perfect for the end of the work week or after a long day cleaning out coops and mending fences, this stemless wine glass allows you to kick back with your favorite bird and beverage. A frosted hen stands beside a witty “I don’t give a cluck” saying, engraved by hand to ensure durability.

This wine glass is dishwasher safe and is a fantastic gift for fans of farmhouse décor. $19.95 plus shipping and taxes.